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electric boogaloo

More than twice as many degrees as the average preschooler

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

animewolfgamer:

iraffiruse:

Combined Gifs

These gifs are getting out of control 

lenabeanz:

Today on “why do all of these images relate perfectly to the situations they are meant to describe this website is so fucking weird”

skeleton-pioneer:

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

*sends 27 snapchats but gets none back*

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

optineo:

Do you ever just really want to kiss someone and all you can think about is kissing them and their lips and their tongue and the little noises they make and kissing their neck and collarbones and biting their lips and god you just CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING